百分之百One Hundred Percent
A short story · by Maisui
本故事纯属虚构。人物、公司、地名、情节均为编造或改编。如果你觉得某个角色像你认识的某个人,那一定是你想多了,或者这个世界上的人本来就差不多。
This story is entirely fictional. All characters, companies, places and events are invented or adapted. If any character reminds you of someone you know, you are probably overthinking it, or people in this world are simply more alike than we think.
目录(18 章)Contents (18 chapters)
- 一 第一个“不”1 The First “No”
- 二 五穗店长2 The Five-Stalk Manager
- 三 关起门来带店3 Running a Store Behind Closed Doors
- 四 中央厨房的过滤水4 Filtered Water at the Central Kitchen
- 五 年终礼物5 The Year-End Gifts
- 六 不在场的人6 The People Who Weren’t in the Room
- 七 昨天的大白头菜7 Yesterday’s Napa Cabbage
- 八 核桃挞8 The Walnut Tart
- 九 温泉山庄9 The Hot Spring Resort
- 十 你们要群殴吗10 “Are You All Going to Gang Up on Her?”
- 十一 公园外交11 Park Diplomacy
- 十二 南方的那场会12 The Meeting Down South
- 十三 一封信,不到半小时13 One Letter, Less Than Half an Hour
- 十四 律师函14 The Lawyer’s Letter
- 十五 叶子15 Yezi
- 十六 风控部16 Risk Control
- 十七 打码17 Pixelated
- 尾声Epilogue
一 第一个“不”1 The First “No”
我叫陆川,在“麦香联盟”做烘焙培训师。
麦香联盟是一家很大的连锁面包加盟体系,全国几千家门店。在这里,衡量一个人的不是工资,是麦穗。店长按业绩升级:一穗、两穗、三穗……一路往上,到了十穗以上,就成了区域掌柜,年会上可以穿金色围裙,坐第一排。
我进这一行,是因为喜欢看人吃到一口好面包时的表情。我考过三张烘焙师证书,自认为揉面、发酵、控温都还算拿得出手。可后来才发现,在麦香联盟,会烤面包只是入门;真正难的,是招人、带人,和处理人。
我刚入行那年,有一天在中央厨房面试了八个人,都是从网上招聘广告约来的。八个人全部拒绝了我。其中一位大哥临走前骂了我一句,出门顺手把我的微信拉黑了。
我回家对着镜子练了一晚上微笑。第二天,又约了九个。
后来上面派给我一个徒弟,叫阿豆,二十出头,揉面的手法像在给面团做按摩。我前后带了他十次,三十个小时,他终于独立卖出去一个蛋糕:六寸,原味,没加水果。
我高兴得像自己升了一穗。
My name is Lu Chuan. I am a baking trainer at the Golden Wheat Alliance.
The Golden Wheat Alliance is a huge bakery franchise network with thousands of stores across the country. Here, people are not measured by their salary. They are measured in wheat stalks. Store managers move up by sales: one stalk, two stalks, three stalks, and on up. Past ten stalks you become a regional head, which means you get to wear a gold apron at the annual convention and sit in the front row.
I got into this business because I love the look on people’s faces when they bite into a really good loaf. I hold three baking certificates, and I think my kneading, proofing and temperature control are respectable. What I learned later is that, at the Golden Wheat Alliance, baking is only the entry ticket. The hard part is hiring people, training people, and dealing with people.
In my first year, I interviewed eight people at the central kitchen in a single day, all of them from online job ads. All eight turned me down. One man swore at me on his way out and blocked me on WeChat before he reached the door.
I went home and practiced smiling in the mirror all evening. The next day, I booked nine more.
Later I was given an apprentice named Adou, barely twenty, who kneaded dough as if he were giving it a massage. I trained him ten times, thirty hours in all, until he finally sold a cake on his own: six inches, plain, no fruit.
I was as happy as if I had earned a stalk myself.
二 五穗店长2 The Five-Stalk Manager
苏甜就是在那时候注意到我的。
她是我们这一片最拼的店长。疫情以后,区里在本市开起来的第一家店,就是她撑起来的。她有个特点:答应了别人的事,哪怕半夜也要做完。有一次区里冲业绩,大掌柜给每家店都派了任务,我那份怎么也完不成。苏甜二话不说,拎起围裙带我出去跑,一个星期,跑完了。
认识我之前,苏甜在另一座城市买了一套房子,正好买在房价最高的时候,利率也高得吓人。她说,那阵子她对区里的事很失望,想换个地方生活,顺便把那边的店做起来。她挑的小区,离小麦家只隔两条街。小麦是她亲手带出来的店长,两个人认识快十年,情同姐妹。
有一年我们一起去看小麦。那几天小麦状态不太好,约顾客也约得少。她家后院有一群踱来踱去的母鸡,还有两只特别吵的鸭子。临走前,她往我们车里塞了一大盒鸡蛋。回程的路上,苏甜一直抱着那盒鸡蛋,生怕颠碎了。
再后来,我们成了一对。
那之后,我们的日程表上几乎找不到空格。她升三穗那年拿了红围裙,我们在年会上跟总部的韦总大老板保证,年底一定拿黑围裙。十二月,做到了。后来是四穗,再后来是五穗。她怀孕八个月还站着给店员讲课,坐月子的时候也躺在床上改排班表。
我给电脑里的工作文件夹起名叫“十穗”。苏甜看见了,笑我:“先把五穗的账交了再说。”
That was when Su Tian noticed me.
She was the hardest-working store manager in our area. After the pandemic, the first store our region opened in this city was the one she held together. She had one defining trait: if she promised you something, she finished it, even if it took until midnight. Once, during a regional sales push, the regional head handed every store a target, and I could not get anywhere near mine. Su Tian said nothing, grabbed her apron, and took me out on calls. In one week, we hit it.
Before she met me, Su Tian had bought a house in another city, right at the top of the market, at an interest rate that still makes me wince. She told me she had been disappointed by what was happening in the region and wanted a fresh start somewhere else, and to build up the stores there. The neighborhood she picked was just two streets from Xiaomai’s house. Xiaomai was a store manager Su Tian had trained herself. They had known each other for almost ten years and were as close as sisters.
One year we went to visit Xiaomai together. She was in a slump that week and was barely booking customers. Her backyard had a flock of hens strolling around and two very loud ducks. When we left, she pushed a big carton of eggs into our car. All the way home, Su Tian held that carton on her lap so it would not break.
Later on, we became a couple.
After that, there was hardly a blank space left on our calendar. The year she reached three stalks, she won the red apron, and at the convention we promised Big Boss Wei from headquarters that we would earn the black apron by the end of the year. In December, we did. Then came four stalks, and then five. At eight months pregnant she was still standing in front of her staff teaching, and while recovering after the birth she was editing the work schedule from bed.
I named the work folder on my computer “Ten Stalks.” When Su Tian saw it, she laughed at me: “Get through five first.”
三 关起门来带店3 Running a Store Behind Closed Doors
顺便替我们自己说句公道话:这家店的业绩,一直在区里数一数二。
就算哪个季度没拿到总部的奖金池,我们也照样给店员发奖金:单月业绩过一个数的发两百,接近三倍的发五百,还自掏腰包送了三张年会门票。每次团建都花一千多,苏甜上课总揣着一袋小零食,谁来听课就往谁手里塞。
阿杏考培训师资格的时候,是我和另一位店长陪着她,一道题一道题过的。她考过了,接下来两个月业绩翻了好几倍。那段时间,阿杏每拿下一笔大单,苏甜比她本人还先发朋友圈。
有一回,姜老板让我上台给全区讲一堂课。讲完的当天晚上,一位资深店长在三十多人的群里说:“陆川一不是店长,二不是副店长,凭什么站在台上讲课?”
其实我那时候早就符合副店长的条件了,当晚就交了申请表。之后好多天,没有人给我办。
那一周我气得发了场烧。苏甜给我煮了一锅粥,说:“你看,你连生病都这么守规矩,挑周末生。”
Let me say one fair word on our own behalf: this store’s numbers were always among the top in the region.
Even in quarters when we did not win the headquarters bonus pool, we paid our staff bonuses anyway: two hundred dollars for passing a monthly sales mark, five hundred for nearly tripling it, plus three convention tickets paid out of our own pocket. Every team outing cost more than a thousand dollars, and Su Tian always carried a bag of snacks to class and pressed them into the hands of whoever showed up.
When Axing studied for her trainer certification, another manager and I went through the questions with her one by one. She passed, and over the next two months her sales multiplied several times. Back then, every time Axing closed a big order, Su Tian posted about it on WeChat before Axing herself did.
Once, Boss Jiang asked me to teach a class for the whole region. That same evening, a senior manager wrote in a group chat of more than thirty people: “Lu Chuan isn’t a store manager, and he isn’t an assistant manager. What gives him the right to stand up there and teach?”
In fact, I had already qualified as an assistant manager long before, and I submitted the application that very night. For many days after that, nobody processed it.
That week I got so upset that I ran a fever. Su Tian made me a pot of congee and said, “Look at you. You even follow the rules when you get sick. You picked the weekend.”
四 中央厨房的过滤水4 Filtered Water at the Central Kitchen
我们区的大掌柜是姜老板和姜太太,十四穗,夫妻档。
他们有一间中央厨房,附近二十几位店长都“挂”在这里用场地,每月交一笔场地费。
中央厨房的条件很朴素:有过滤水,没有咖啡;有水龙头,没有一次性杯子。杯子请自带。有一次客人来参观,看到一排店长捧着自家的保温杯开会,还以为我们在搞什么环保主题活动。
有一回姜太太在会上随口提到这里的房租。我在心里把店长人数乘以场地费,再跟她说的数字比了比,算了两遍。然后我决定,以后开会还是少做心算,免得越算越觉得自己数学不好。
The heads of our region were Boss Jiang and Mrs. Jiang, a husband-and-wife team with fourteen stalks.
They had a central kitchen, and some twenty store managers in the area were “attached” to it, paying a monthly fee to use the space.
The central kitchen was modest: there was filtered water, but no coffee; there was a tap, but no disposable cups. Please bring your own cup. Once a visitor came by, saw a row of store managers holding their own thermoses in a meeting, and assumed we were holding some kind of eco-friendly themed event.
Once, at a meeting, Mrs. Jiang happened to mention the rent for the place. In my head, I multiplied the number of managers by the fee and compared it with the figure she gave. I did it twice. Then I decided I had better stop doing mental math at meetings, before I started to feel worse about my arithmetic.
五 年终礼物5 The Year-End Gifts
那年年底,姜氏夫妇开店长会,给每位店长都准备了礼物。礼物堆了半张长桌,全装在大牌的纸袋里,金色的字母闪闪发亮。苏甜和我各拿到一份,当场就道了谢。
回家的路上,一位店长打电话来,压低了声音问:“你们收到的那个包……是不是也有点不对劲?”
我们把包拿出来仔细看。拉链有点涩,走线有点歪,标志上的字母,好像比专柜的胖了一圈。
我不懂包。为了不冤枉任何人,我专门拿去找人做了鉴定。鉴定报告现在还在我书桌的抽屉里,结论只有两个字。
我不在乎一个包值多少钱。我们这么拼,就算只送一盒面包,我也会高高兴兴地收下。我在乎的是:一边送我们这样的礼物,一边要求我们把奖金百分之百拿出来分给别人。
后来我想,那天的礼物其实很贴切:包是假的,袋子是真的。
At the end of that year, the Jiangs held a managers’ meeting and prepared a gift for every store manager. The gifts covered half of a long table, all in luxury-brand shopping bags with gold letters that sparkled. Su Tian and I each received one, and we thanked them on the spot.
On the way home, another manager called and asked in a low voice, “The bag you got… does yours seem a little off too?”
We took the bags out and looked closely. The zipper stuck a little, the stitching wandered a little, and the letters on the logo looked slightly plumper than the ones in the store.
I know nothing about handbags. So that I would not wrong anyone, I took mine to have it professionally authenticated. The report is still in my desk drawer. The conclusion is one word long.
I do not care how much a bag is worth. As hard as we worked, I would have happily accepted a box of bread. What I cared about was this: giving us gifts like these, while asking us to hand over one hundred percent of our bonus to other people.
Later I thought the gift that day was actually quite fitting: the bag was fake, but the shopping bag was real.
六 不在场的人6 The People Who Weren’t in the Room
姜氏夫妇还有一个习惯:喜欢在一个人不在场的时候,讲这个人的故事。谁的业绩是怎么来的,谁跟谁面和心不和,谁又“飘了”。讲的人眉飞色舞,听的人点头如捣蒜。
那几年,我和苏甜也是听众。有一次听完某位店长的故事,我们有好一阵子都没搭理她。后来才发现,那些故事,大多没有人能当面对质。
直到有一天,我们也成了故事里的人。我才明白:今天在你面前讲别人的人,明天就会在别人面前讲你。
The Jiangs had another habit: they liked to tell stories about people when those people were not in the room. How someone really got their numbers, who was friendly on the surface but feuding underneath, who had gotten “too big for their boots.” The storytellers were animated, and the listeners nodded along.
For a few years, Su Tian and I were part of the audience. Once, after hearing one of those stories about a certain manager, we kept our distance from her for quite a while. Only later did we realize that most of those stories could never be checked with the person face to face.
Until one day, we became characters in the stories ourselves. That was when I understood: the people who talk about others in front of you will talk about you in front of others.
七 昨天的大白头菜7 Yesterday’s Napa Cabbage
很多年前,姜氏夫妇也挂在隔壁片区周师傅的中央厨房里,是周师傅一手带起来的。那时候他们逢人就夸:“跟着周师傅,在路边卖大白头菜都值!”
后来他们自立门户,搬了出去。苏甜说,她想两边都去听课,周师傅的课讲得也好。
姜太太当场变了脸。
从那天起,周师傅在我们区的形象,就从“卖大白头菜都值”,变成了“别提那个人”。
又过了一阵,年会上有新店员入职,没有区里的蓝围裙可穿。姜太太让老店员把旧围裙翻出来洗干净,先借给新人穿。她还在会上说,周师傅那边的围裙,是照着我们的样子做的。
我后来去周师傅那边参观过一次。他们的训练营办到第二十几期了,围裙有七八种颜色,挂了满满一墙。我站在那面墙前面想了很久,没想明白到底是谁照着谁做的。
苏甜那阵子很低落。她形容那滋味:像大人们在年夜饭桌上吵起来,小孩端着碗站在一边,不知道该往谁那边坐。
Years ago, the Jiangs had also been attached to the central kitchen of Master Zhou in the neighboring district. Master Zhou had brought them up from scratch. Back then, they praised him to everyone they met: “Following Master Zhou would be worth it even if all we did was sell napa cabbage by the roadside!”
Later they struck out on their own and moved out. Su Tian said she wanted to attend classes on both sides, because Master Zhou taught well too.
Mrs. Jiang’s face changed on the spot.
From that day on, Master Zhou’s image in our region went from “worth selling napa cabbage for” to “don’t mention that man.”
A while later, some new staff joined at the convention and there were no regional blue aprons for them. Mrs. Jiang had the existing staff dig out their old aprons, wash them, and lend them to the newcomers. She also said at the meeting that Master Zhou’s aprons had been copied from ours.
Later I visited Master Zhou’s side once. Their training camp was on its twentieth-something session, and they had aprons in seven or eight colors, covering an entire wall. I stood in front of that wall for a long time and still could not work out who had copied whom.
Su Tian was very low during that period. She described it this way: it was like the grown-ups starting a fight at the New Year’s Eve dinner table, while a child stands to one side holding her rice bowl, not knowing which side to sit on.
八 核桃挞8 The Walnut Tart
那一年还发生了一件事。
苏甜店里有位老顾客,吃了一块核桃挞,说自己过敏进了医院,要找律师告店。那单生意是姜老板带着苏甜一起做的,分成一人一半。
苏甜去找姜老板商量怎么办。姜老板说,再看看。
然后就一直在看。
最后是苏甜一个人提着果篮去顾客家道歉,被骂了一个多钟头。
后来在全区的大课上,姜老板好几次拿这件事当反面案例,说当时他提醒过苏甜不要急,是她自己没听。台下的人都在点头。苏甜坐在第三排,也在点头。
我知道,她点头是因为不想哭。
Something else happened that year.
A regular customer at Su Tian’s store ate a walnut tart, said she had an allergic reaction and ended up in the hospital, and threatened to hire a lawyer and sue the store. Boss Jiang had worked that sale together with Su Tian, and they split the commission fifty-fifty.
Su Tian went to Boss Jiang to ask what to do. Boss Jiang said, let’s wait and see.
And then he kept waiting and seeing.
In the end, Su Tian went to the customer’s home alone with a fruit basket to apologize, and was yelled at for more than an hour.
Later, in regional classes, Boss Jiang used the story several times as an example of what not to do. He said he had warned Su Tian not to rush, and she had not listened. Everyone in the audience nodded. Su Tian was sitting in the third row, nodding too.
I knew she was nodding because she did not want to cry.
九 温泉山庄9 The Hot Spring Resort
麦香联盟每年办一次店长团建。那一年订在山里的一家温泉山庄。
离出发还有半个月,一天晚上,姜老板在我们的群里发消息:“你们奖金池怎么分,跟小麦、阿杏谈妥了没有?抓紧。”
姜太太跟着说:“别搞什么奖品,发现金。”
姜老板又补了一句:“也不要拿奖金办团建。”
我在群里问:“现在分奖金,是强制的吗?”
没有人正面回答我。群里安静了一会儿,接着大家开始讨论团建要带几件泳衣。
苏甜说,之前已经跟两位店长讲清楚了:三成团建,三成奖金,她们也都拿到了。姜老板说,拿奖金搞团建说不过去,钱应该直接落到干活的人手里。
后来姜太太在群里又说了几句。我记得最清楚的两句是:“随便你去打听,我不怕任何人问。”“这件事你处理不好,你下面的人迟早走光。”
我妈第一次跟着去。她是退休的钢琴老师,去年刚开始在自己的城市做加盟,带着几个老姐妹一起考了证,正在兴头上。苏甜请她来,她高兴了好几个星期,出发前还专门买了一条新丝巾。
第一天早上,苏甜还和小麦、阿杏挤在温泉池边拍合照。三个人比着同一个手势,笑得眼睛都眯起来了。那张照片后来一直是苏甜的手机屏保,直到很久以后,她才默默换掉。
团建第二天晚上,我妈、苏甜和两位店长在餐厅吃饭。这一段是我妈后来讲给我听的。
大家正吃得开心,姜老板和姜太太端着盘子坐了过来。寒暄了两句,姜太太就问苏甜:“你那个季度奖金池,打算什么时候拿出来分?”
苏甜说,一直都有分啊。奖金池三成发奖金,三成办团建,其余的预留给税务局。
姜太太说:“那点不够。”
苏甜解释:“我们没什么家底,刚有了孩子,房租、生活费都靠这笔钱。”
姜太太说:“你们请得起保姆,请得起月嫂,那么多钱都花得出去。”
我妈放下筷子,说了一句:“月嫂的钱,是我出的。”然后起身回了房间。
她在电梯口碰到了总部的韦总大老板和韦太太,三个人还合了一张影。我妈后来说,那是她那天唯一笑着拍的照片。
Every year, the Golden Wheat Alliance holds a team trip for its store managers. That year, it was at a hot spring resort in the mountains.
Two weeks before we left, one evening, Boss Jiang posted in our group chat: “Have you settled how to split the bonus pool with Xiaomai and Axing yet? Get it done.”
Mrs. Jiang followed: “Forget about prizes. Pay cash.”
Boss Jiang added: “And don’t use the bonus for team outings either.”
I asked in the group: “Is splitting the bonus mandatory now?”
Nobody answered me directly. The group went quiet for a while, and then everyone started discussing how many swimsuits to pack for the trip.
Su Tian said she had already explained it clearly to the two managers: thirty percent for team outings, thirty percent for bonuses, and they had both received theirs. Boss Jiang said using bonus money for outings made no sense; the money should go straight into the hands of the people doing the work.
Later Mrs. Jiang said a few more things in the group. The two lines I remember best were: “Go ahead and ask around. I’m not afraid of anyone asking.” And: “If you don’t handle this, everyone under you will leave sooner or later.”
My mother came along that year for the first time. She is a retired piano teacher. The year before, she had started her own franchise business in her city and had gotten a few old friends licensed with her. She was full of enthusiasm. When Su Tian invited her, she was happy for weeks, and she even bought a new silk scarf for the trip.
On the first morning, Su Tian, Xiaomai and Axing squeezed together by the hot spring pool for a photo, all three making the same hand sign, smiling so hard their eyes nearly closed. That photo stayed on Su Tian’s phone as her lock screen for a long time, until one day she quietly changed it.
On the second evening, my mother, Su Tian and two store managers were having dinner in the restaurant. My mother told me about this part later.
Everyone was enjoying the meal when Boss Jiang and Mrs. Jiang came over with their plates and sat down. After a few pleasantries, Mrs. Jiang asked Su Tian, “That quarterly bonus pool of yours, when are you going to share it?”
Su Tian said, but we always have. Thirty percent of the pool goes to bonuses, thirty percent to team outings, and the rest is set aside for the tax office.
Mrs. Jiang said, “That’s not enough.”
Su Tian explained, “We don’t have much in savings. We just had a baby. Our rent and living expenses depend on this money.”
Mrs. Jiang said, “You can afford a nanny and a postpartum caregiver. You have no trouble spending all that money.”
My mother put down her chopsticks and said one thing: “I paid for the postpartum caregiver.” Then she got up and went back to her room.
At the elevator she ran into Big Boss Wei from headquarters and his wife, and the three of them took a photo together. My mother said afterwards that it was the only photo she smiled in that day.
十 你们要群殴吗10 “Are You All Going to Gang Up on Her?”
那天晚上,苏甜一夜没睡。
第二天早上,她拿着手机挨个去问:别的区都怎么处理这笔钱?有人说挑几个最拼的发个红包,有人说分两成多,有人说一分钱都没拿出来过。一圈问下来,谁也没说非得全部分掉。
晚上,苏甜带着这份“调研报告”,约了姜氏夫妇,想好好商量。她下面的两位店长小麦和阿杏也来了。我妈不放心,陪着去了,坐在套房角落的沙发上。
姜太太说,所有区的店长都是百分之百拿出来分,你只分一半,太小气了。她还举了几位店长的例子,说人家一开始也只分一半,后来下面的人都来闹,现在也是百分之百了。
小麦和阿杏坐在桌子另一边,越听越觉得苏甜亏待了她们。三个人一起数落苏甜。
我妈从沙发上站了起来:“怎么了?你们要群殴吗?”
姜老板从里屋走出来,拿出手机,开始念聊天记录:几月几号我提醒过你,几月几号又提醒过你……
苏甜哭了。她说孩子刚出生,账单、房租都靠这笔钱,真的没办法全部拿出去。
小麦说:“这跟我们有什么关系?这是我们该得的。”然后转过头问姜老板,她能不能直接挂到姜老板的店下面去。阿杏说,那我也要。
第二天早上,苏甜在自助餐区碰到姜太太,跟她说:“我婆婆这次本来很开心,现在不想做了。”
姜太太夹了一块菠萝:“不想干就别干了呗。”
又过了一天,周师傅告诉我们,小麦在电梯里拦住他,说想转到他的店下面去。
前一天晚上想挂到姜老板下面,第二天早上想挂到周师傅下面。我在心里替小麦算了一下,一个晚上,她想换了两个上级。我不怪她,她大概只是被吵懵了。那天晚上,房间里每个人都被吵懵了。
那趟团建剩下的十几天,苏甜几乎没怎么动筷子,回家一称,轻了好几斤。小麦也几乎没出过房门。
后来我慢慢发现,“百分之百”是一个很神奇的数字。在台上讲的时候,它叫“建议,各店自己商量”;进了房间,它叫“规矩”;发到群里,它叫“大家都这么做”。
That night, Su Tian did not sleep at all.
The next morning, she took out her phone and asked around: how did other regions handle this money? Some said they gave red envelopes to a few of their hardest workers, some said they shared a little over twenty percent, and some said they had never taken out a cent. After asking everyone, not one person said it all had to be given away.
That evening, Su Tian took her “research report” to a meeting with the Jiangs, hoping to talk it through properly. Her two managers, Xiaomai and Axing, came too. My mother was worried, so she went along and sat on the sofa in the corner of the suite.
Mrs. Jiang said that every store manager in every region shared one hundred percent, and that sharing only half was too stingy. She gave the examples of several managers, saying they had also started by sharing only half, but their staff had made a fuss, and now they shared one hundred percent too.
Xiaomai and Axing sat on the other side of the table, and the more they listened, the more they felt Su Tian had shortchanged them. The three of them took turns criticizing Su Tian.
My mother stood up from the sofa: “What is going on? Are you all going to gang up on her?”
Boss Jiang came out of the inner room, took out his phone and began reading from the chat history: on such-and-such a day I reminded you, on such-and-such a day I reminded you again…
Su Tian cried. She said the baby had just been born, the bills and the rent depended on this money, and she really could not give all of it away.
Xiaomai said, “What does that have to do with us? This is money we’ve earned.” Then she turned and asked Boss Jiang whether she could move directly under his store. Axing said, then me too.
The next morning, Su Tian ran into Mrs. Jiang at the breakfast buffet and told her, “My mother-in-law was really happy on this trip, and now she doesn’t want to do this anymore.”
Mrs. Jiang picked up a slice of pineapple. “If she doesn’t want to do it, she doesn’t have to.”
A day later, Master Zhou told us that Xiaomai had stopped him in the elevator and said she wanted to move under his store.
The night before, she wanted to move under Boss Jiang; the next morning, under Master Zhou. I did the math for Xiaomai: in one night, she wanted to switch bosses twice. I don’t blame her. She was probably just dazed from all the arguing. That night, everyone in the room was dazed.
For the remaining ten-plus days of the trip, Su Tian barely touched her food. When we got home and she stepped on the scale, she had lost several pounds. Xiaomai hardly left her room.
Over time, I came to see that “one hundred percent” is a magical number. On stage, it is called “a suggestion; each store decides for itself.” Inside a hotel room, it is called “the rule.” In the group chat, it is called “what everyone does.”
十一 公园外交11 Park Diplomacy
我妈不做了以后,搬来帮我们带孩子。
她每天推着婴儿车去公园,认识了一位推着外孙女晒太阳的阿姨。两个老人从辅食聊到睡眠,从睡眠聊到加盟,越聊越投机。聊到最后才发现,阿姨的女婿,正是隔壁片区的周师傅。
那位阿姨说:“我女婿那边,培训随便听,不收场地费,杯子也有。”
我妈问:“一次性的?”
阿姨说:“一次性的。”
我妈当场拍板:“那我跟你干。”
那时候我已经很久没去中央厨房了。不久,总部发了一本新的小册子,《夫妻搭档店长指引》,里面白纸黑字写着:“夫妻不必在同一片区。”我按规定,不活跃满了期限,提交了转区申请。总部批了。
我挂到了周师傅那边,排在公园阿姨的下面。按辈分算,我好像成了我妈的……我到现在也没算明白。
After my mother quit, she moved in to help us with the baby.
Every day she pushed the stroller to the park, and there she met a woman who was taking her granddaughter out for some sun. The two of them went from baby food to sleep schedules, and from sleep schedules to franchising, and got along better and better. Only at the end did they discover that this woman’s son-in-law was none other than Master Zhou from the neighboring district.
The woman said, “On my son-in-law’s side, you can attend any training you like, there’s no space fee, and there are cups.”
My mother asked, “Disposable ones?”
The woman said, “Disposable ones.”
My mother decided on the spot: “Then I’m with you.”
By then I had not been to the central kitchen in a long time. Soon after, headquarters published a new booklet, the Married Partner Manager Guidelines, which said in black and white: “Spouses are not required to be in the same district.” Following the rules, I completed the required period of inactivity and submitted a transfer request. Headquarters approved it.
I was placed on Master Zhou’s side, under the woman from the park. By seniority, I think that makes me my own mother’s… I still haven’t figured it out.
十二 南方的那场会12 The Meeting Down South
转走以后,事情并没有结束。
九月下旬的一个星期二,总部在南方一座城市开会。姜太太在那里见到了韦总大老板。
那次见面我不在场。下面这些话,是后来辗转传到我耳朵里的。传到我这里的时候,大概已经换过两三张嘴,但意思应该没走样。
姜太太跟韦总大老板说:苏甜和陆川其实什么都没做,店是下面的人自己撑起来的;他们俩根本不会带人。
说到奖金池,她说:她只是建议苏甜拿出来一点点分,苏甜都不愿意。
我听完,打开手机,翻出几个月前的那个群。“这件事你处理不好,你下面的人迟早走光。”这句还在。原来,那叫“建议”。
我又想起温泉山庄房间里的“百分之百”。原来这个数字还有第四种叫法:到了总部大老板面前,它叫“一点点”。
至于“什么都没做”:苏甜生完孩子,月子里的第一个星期六,就拎着保温杯回到中央厨房,给店员上课。那天我拍了一张照片,照片里她脸色有点白,笑得很用力。我把那张照片翻出来看了很久,最后没有发给任何人。
据说韦总大老板听完,说了一句:奖金池本来就是店长自己的钱,掌柜没有权利去“建议”谁拿出来分;与其让店长分钱,不如鼓励下面的人自己去赢个人奖金。
这句话我存进了手机备忘录,标题叫“大老板说的”。后来很多个睡不着的晚上,我都会打开看一眼。
那时候我还不知道,这句话只会出现在别人转述的版本里,不会出现在任何一封正式的邮件里。
Transferring out did not end things.
On a Tuesday in late September, headquarters held a meeting in a city down south. Mrs. Jiang saw Big Boss Wei there.
I was not there. What follows reached me secondhand, later on. By the time it got to me, it had probably passed through two or three mouths, but I believe the gist survived.
Mrs. Jiang told Big Boss Wei that Su Tian and Lu Chuan had actually done nothing; the store had been held up by the people under them; the two of them simply did not know how to lead.
When it came to the bonus pool, she said she had only suggested that Su Tian share a little bit of it, and Su Tian had refused.
When I heard that, I opened my phone and scrolled back to that group chat from a few months earlier. “If you don’t handle this, everyone under you will leave sooner or later.” It was still there. So that was a “suggestion.”
I thought of the “one hundred percent” in that hotel room at the hot spring resort. It turns out the number has a fourth name: in front of the big boss from headquarters, it is called “a little bit.”
As for “done nothing”: after Su Tian gave birth, on the very first Saturday of her recovery month, she picked up her thermos and went back to the central kitchen to teach her staff. I took a photo that day. In it she looks a little pale, smiling with everything she has. I dug that photo out and looked at it for a long time, and in the end I did not send it to anyone.
Supposedly, when Big Boss Wei heard all this, he said: the bonus pool is the store manager’s own money; a regional head has no right to “suggest” that anyone share it; rather than having managers hand out money, encourage the people under them to win their own individual bonuses.
I saved that sentence in the notes app on my phone, under the title “What the Big Boss Said.” On many sleepless nights afterwards, I opened it and read it again.
What I did not know then was that this sentence would only ever appear in secondhand versions, and never in any official email.
十三 一封信,不到半小时13 One Letter, Less Than Half an Hour
南方那场会过去没几天,九月底,姜氏夫妇又开了一次店长会。会后,苏甜亲手带出来的一位店长不再回她消息了。苏甜被移出了区里所有的群。
那位店长,是苏甜认识快十年的朋友。苏甜给她发消息,消息旁边一直是“已读”,没有回音。苏甜每天晚上哄完孩子,都要拿起手机看一眼,再放下。
我受不了的是这个。
我写了一封长信,把这几年的事一件一件写下来,一对一发给了二十几个人,也交给了总部的风控部。我没有要求处罚谁。我只是希望有人出来说一句:苏甜没有做错什么。
信发出去那天下午,总部的韦总大老板打来电话,让我把信撤下来。我说好。
电话挂断不到半小时,姜太太的朋友圈更新了,通讯录里的人都能看到。大意是:有些年轻人说话不过脑子,何况人家还在看医生、调养身心,我们犯不着跟他计较;谁在后面煽风点火,大家心里有数。
评论区有人跟了一句:“精神不太好吧。”
我看完那条朋友圈,去卫生间照了照镜子。镜子里的人头发有点乱,黑眼圈有点重,但精神很好。
我决定先不撤了。我怕这时候一撤,就等于承认自己真的在“看医生、调养身心”。
第二天上午,风控部发来邮件,请我在十月三号之前撤下。下午我回信:好。
后来我先把长信换成了一段短短的说明。我在说明里写:我很爱这个平台,它让我有了一份事业,我甚至在这里遇到了一生的挚爱。写完我把手机递给苏甜看。她看了半天,说:“你这到底是说明,还是情书?”
我说:“都是。”十月二号晚上,我和韦总大老板又通了一次电话。八点半,我把链接彻底关掉了,比期限早了一天。
A few days after that meeting down south, at the end of September, the Jiangs held another managers’ meeting. Afterwards, a manager Su Tian had trained herself stopped answering her messages. Su Tian was removed from every group chat in the region.
That manager was a friend Su Tian had known for almost ten years. Every message Su Tian sent showed “Read,” and nothing came back. Every night after putting the baby to sleep, Su Tian would pick up her phone, look at it, and put it down again.
That was the part I could not stand.
I wrote a long letter, setting down what had happened over these years one thing at a time. I sent it one-on-one to about twenty people, and submitted it to the Risk Control department at headquarters. I did not ask for anyone to be punished. I only hoped someone would step forward and say: Su Tian did nothing wrong.
The afternoon I sent the letter, Big Boss Wei from headquarters called and asked me to take it down. I said yes.
Less than half an hour after we hung up, Mrs. Jiang posted on WeChat Moments, visible to everyone in her contacts. The gist was: some young people speak without thinking, and this one is still seeing a doctor and recovering, so there is no need to argue with him; as for who is fanning the flames behind the scenes, everyone knows.
Someone added in the comments: “Not quite right in the head, is he?”
After reading that post, I went to the bathroom and looked in the mirror. The man in the mirror had messy hair and dark circles under his eyes, but he was in perfectly good shape.
I decided not to take the letter down just yet. I was afraid that taking it down right then would be the same as admitting I really was “seeing a doctor and recovering.”
The next morning, Risk Control emailed asking me to take it down by October 3. That afternoon I replied: Yes.
First I replaced the long letter with a short notice. In it I wrote that I love this platform, that it gave me a career, and that I even met the love of my life here. When I finished, I handed my phone to Su Tian. She read it for a long time and said, “Is this a notice or a love letter?”
I said, “Both.” On the evening of October 2, I spoke with Big Boss Wei on the phone again. At eight thirty, I shut the link down for good, one day before the deadline.
十四 律师函14 The Lawyer’s Letter
十月三号早上七点半,我收到了一封律师函。
那天苏甜还在睡,孩子也在睡。我坐在厨房里,借着冰箱的灯,一个字一个字地读。读到第三页,水壶开了,我才发现自己一直没有倒水。
律师函列了十条,说我散布不实之词,还说我泄露了商业机密。我逐条看下来,跟商业机密最沾边的,大概是“中央厨房不提供一次性杯子”。我琢磨了半天,这个机密确实只有每天自带杯子的二十几位店长知道。
律师函还说,我把信发到了一个叫什么“AI烘焙平台”的网站上。我上网一搜,才第一次知道世界上有这家公司。
律师函要求我撤回、道歉、交出所有收信人的名单,并在十天内书面确认。
我也找了律师。律师看完我的信和对方的函,沉默了一会儿,说:“你这封信最大的问题,是写得太长了。”
然后他替我回了一封,也不短,五页。在对方给的期限之前,发了出去。
我问律师:“如果真要告她那条朋友圈,能告多少钱?”
律师说:“那要看你能证明损失了多少。”
那天晚上,我真的拿了一张纸,认真列了一下:几位删了我微信的店长;一段快十年的友谊;苏甜瘦掉的那一圈;还有我妈那条新丝巾。团建回来以后,她再也没戴过。
我看了半天,发现这张单子上的东西,没有一样能开发票。
我妈知道律师函的事以后,一晚上没说话。第二天早上,她戴上老花镜,自己给总部写了一封信,把温泉山庄那几天的事从头到尾写了一遍,最后附上了那张在电梯口和韦总大老板夫妇的合影。
她说:“我不是要跟谁过不去。我就是想让公司知道,我儿媳妇那天哭得有多伤心。”
At seven thirty in the morning on October 3, I received a lawyer’s letter.
Su Tian was still asleep, and so was the baby. I sat in the kitchen and read it word by word by the light of the fridge. When I reached page three, the kettle boiled, and I realized I had never poured the water.
The letter listed ten items. It said I had spread false statements and leaked trade secrets. I went through it item by item. The closest thing to a trade secret was probably “the central kitchen does not provide disposable cups.” I thought about it for a long time. It is true that only the twenty-some managers who bring their own cups every day know this secret.
The letter also said that I had posted my letter on some “AI baking platform” website. I searched online, and that was the first time I learned the company existed.
The letter demanded that I retract, apologize, hand over the names of everyone who received my letter, and confirm all of this in writing within ten days.
I found a lawyer too. He read my letter and theirs, was silent for a moment, and said, “The biggest problem with your letter is that it’s too long.”
Then he wrote a reply for me. It was not short either: five pages. It went out before their deadline.
I asked him, “If I really sued over her post, how much could I get?”
He said, “That depends on how much loss you can prove.”
That night, I actually took out a sheet of paper and made a list: several managers who had deleted me on WeChat; a friendship of almost ten years; the weight Su Tian lost; and my mother’s new silk scarf. She had not worn it once since the trip.
I looked at the list for a long time and realized that not one thing on it came with a receipt.
When my mother found out about the lawyer’s letter, she did not say a word all evening. The next morning, she put on her reading glasses and wrote her own letter to headquarters, describing those days at the hot spring resort from beginning to end, and attached the photo of herself with Big Boss Wei and his wife by the elevator.
She said, “I’m not trying to make trouble for anyone. I just want the company to know how hard my daughter-in-law cried that day.”
十五 叶子15 Yezi
律师函之后没几天,一个很久没联系的人约我喝咖啡。她叫叶子,几年前也是姜老板区里的店长,后来离开了。
她听说了我们的事,见面第一句话是:“你们终于也走到这一步了。”
她给我讲了她的故事。我当时不在场,下面这些,都是她说的。
她刚入行的时候,姜老板带她接了一张婚礼蛋糕的大单。蛋糕用什么夹心,是姜老板拍板定的。婚礼那天,新人一刀切下去,脸就黑了:跟他们想要的完全不是一回事。
新人家里打电话来理论,叶子打给姜老板。姜老板没接。再打,还是没接。那一整个下午,姜老板的手机都在“信号不好”的地方。
最后是叶子一个人上门,赔笑脸,退定金,挨了一顿骂。
我听到这里,想起了那块核桃挞。两件事隔了好几年,像是同一个模具里烤出来的。
叶子也收到过年终礼物。她说她当场就看出来了:“我好歹也是背过真包的人。”
叶子手里客源好,生意也做得好。听说她要走,姜氏夫妇约她吃饭。饭吃到一半,两个人都哭了,求她留下来。叶子说,那顿饭她一口都没吃下去。
她最后还是走了。走之前,她对姜氏夫妇说了一句评价,很难听,我就不复述了。
她走了以后,姜氏夫妇在店长会上讲了很多她的故事。那时候我也坐在台下,也跟着点过头。
咖啡喝完,叶子说:“你别难过。这个区里,离开的人都会变成故事。你只是轮到了。”
A few days after the lawyer’s letter, someone I had not heard from in a long time invited me for coffee. Her name was Yezi. A few years ago she had also been a store manager in Boss Jiang’s region, and then she left.
She had heard about us. The first thing she said when we met was: “So you’ve finally gotten to this point too.”
She told me her story. I was not there for any of it. What follows is what she told me.
When she was new, Boss Jiang helped her land a big wedding cake order. Boss Jiang was the one who decided on the filling. On the wedding day, the couple cut into the cake and their faces fell: it was nothing like what they had wanted.
The couple’s family called to complain. Yezi called Boss Jiang. No answer. She called again. Still no answer. For that entire afternoon, Boss Jiang’s phone was somewhere with “bad reception.”
In the end, Yezi went to their home alone, smiled through the apology, refunded the deposit, and took the scolding.
When I heard this, I thought of the walnut tart. Two incidents, years apart, that looked like they had come out of the same mold.
Yezi had received a year-end gift too. She said she could tell right away: “I’ve carried a real one before, you know.”
Yezi had good customers and ran a strong business. When the Jiangs heard she was leaving, they invited her to dinner. Halfway through the meal, both of them were in tears, begging her to stay. Yezi said she could not eat a single bite.
She left anyway. Before she went, she said something to the Jiangs about what she thought of them. It was harsh, so I won’t repeat it.
After she left, the Jiangs told a lot of stories about her at managers’ meetings. I was sitting in the audience back then, and I nodded along too.
When we finished our coffee, Yezi said, “Don’t be sad. In this region, everyone who leaves becomes a story. It’s just your turn.”
十六 风控部16 Risk Control
面谈那天,孩子在隔壁房间哭了两次。我妈抱着她在走廊里来回走,一边走一边小声唱儿歌。我很担心顾经理听到,后来想想,听到也好,至少能证明我精神正常,还在带孩子。
风控部的顾经理约我视频面谈。他问得很细:什么时候认识周师傅的;我妈信里说“和儿子一起离开”是什么意思;苏甜是不是给小麦转过一笔钱。
是的。那不是奖金,是之前团建的钱。小麦在外地,区里的团建她来不了。苏甜还是把本该花在她身上的那份团建费,折成三千块现金转给了她。她想,就算以后不做这一行了,也要无愧于心。
小麦到现在也没回她消息。
面谈的时候,我想起了陈姐。
陈姐几年前也给总部写过信,反映姜氏夫妇的问题。后来在一次店长会上,姜氏夫妇花了两三个小时,当着所有人的面讲她的不是,最后请大家把她的微信删掉。那天我也在场。散会的时候,我看见好几个人低着头点“删除联系人”,动作整齐得像在做广播体操。
陈姐后来被移出了群,再也没来过中央厨房。
几天以后,风控部的结论来了。
第一部分说:我投诉的大部分内容,属于“领导风格和团队关系上的分歧”,不予正式处分;但奖金池怎么分“需要澄清”,要分清哪些是“总部规定”,哪些只是“区里自己的做法”。
我读到这里,笑出了声。原来那个百分之百,总部也没听说过。
第二部分说:总部在调查中确认,我和苏甜在我转区之前就已经结婚了。我猜,是面谈时我说了一句“他们那样对我老婆”,顾经理就记下了。根据旧版手册,“已婚店长不得挂在不同片区”。所以,总部要把我调回姜老板的片区。姜氏夫妇已经书面同意接收。
我翻出那本新小册子:“夫妻不必在同一片区。”
顾经理说,这本小册子是给签了《夫妻搭档协议》的人用的,你们没签。
我又翻到小册子的另一页:签了协议,“不改变任何片区和合规要求”。
也就是说:签了协议的夫妻可以不在一个片区;没签协议的夫妻必须在一个片区;而签不签协议,又不改变片区要求。
我把这三句话抄在便利贴上,贴在冰箱门上。每天早上冲奶粉的时候读一遍。读到第三天,我终于明白了:我不明白。
我写了一封复议申请,开头第一句就是:恳请在复议期间,先不要调整。
信里我也提了陈姐。我说,如果非回去不可,能不能请韦总大老板先主持几场视频会,把那些误会当面说开:一场请小麦,一场请阿杏,还有一场,请九月那次店长会上在场的十二位店长都来,把那天会上说的话,重新说一遍。我把十二个人的名字一个一个列在了附件里。
写到最后,我加了一句:不然,我回去以后,真的不知道还能怎么好好做下去。
点“发送”之前,我盯着这句话看了很久。它是这封信里最没有法律依据的一句,也是最真的一句。
On the day of my interview, the baby cried twice in the next room. My mother walked her up and down the hallway, softly singing nursery rhymes. I worried that Manager Gu would hear. Then I thought: if he does, so much the better. At least it proves I’m of sound mind and still looking after a baby.
Manager Gu from Risk Control interviewed me by video. His questions were detailed: when had I met Master Zhou; what did my mother mean in her letter when she wrote that she “left together with her son”; had Su Tian transferred money to Xiaomai.
Yes. It wasn’t bonus money. It was team-outing money from earlier. Xiaomai lived in another city and couldn’t make it to the region’s team outings. Su Tian still took the share that would have been spent on her and sent it to her: three thousand dollars in cash. She thought that even if she left this business one day, she wanted to leave with a clear conscience.
Xiaomai still has not answered her messages.
During the interview, I thought of Ms. Chen.
A few years ago, Ms. Chen had also written to headquarters about the Jiangs. Afterwards, at a managers’ meeting, the Jiangs spent two or three hours criticizing her in front of everyone, and at the end asked us all to delete her from WeChat. I was there that day. When the meeting ended, I saw several people with their heads down, tapping “Delete Contact,” in perfect unison, like a morning exercise routine.
Ms. Chen was later removed from the group chats and never came back to the central kitchen.
A few days later, Risk Control’s conclusion arrived.
The first part said that most of what I complained about amounted to “differences in leadership style and team relationships,” and would not result in formal discipline; but how the bonus pool is split “needs clarification,” to distinguish what is a “headquarters requirement” from what is merely “a regional practice.”
When I read that, I laughed out loud. So headquarters had never heard of that one hundred percent either.
The second part said that, during the investigation, headquarters had confirmed that Su Tian and I were already married before my transfer. I suspect it was because, in the interview, I said “the way they treated my wife,” and Manager Gu wrote it down. Under the old handbook, “married store managers may not be placed in different districts.” So headquarters would move me back to Boss Jiang’s district. The Jiangs had already agreed in writing to take me back.
I pulled out the new booklet: “Spouses are not required to be in the same district.”
Manager Gu said the booklet was for couples who had signed the Married Partner Agreement, and we had not signed it.
I turned to another page of the booklet: signing the agreement “does not change any district or compliance requirements.”
In other words: couples who sign the agreement do not have to be in the same district; couples who do not sign must be in the same district; and signing or not signing does not change the district requirements.
I copied those three sentences onto sticky notes and stuck them on the fridge door. Every morning, while making the baby’s formula, I read them once. On the third day, I finally understood: I don’t understand.
I wrote a request for reconsideration. The very first sentence asked that no change be made while it was under review.
In the letter I also mentioned Ms. Chen. I said that if I truly had to go back, could Big Boss Wei first host a few video meetings so the misunderstandings could be cleared up face to face: one with Xiaomai, one with Axing, and one with all twelve managers who had been at that September meeting, so that what was said there could be said again. I listed all twelve names, one by one, in an attachment.
At the end I added one sentence: otherwise, if I go back, I truly do not know how I can keep doing this work well.
Before I hit “Send,” I stared at that sentence for a long time. It was the sentence in the whole letter with the least legal basis, and the most truth.
十七 打码17 Pixelated
那段时间,外面开始传:陆川被总部开除了,苏甜也被面粉厂取消了供货资格。
有老顾客打电话问苏甜:“你以后还管我家孩子的生日蛋糕吗?”
我登录后台,截了几张图,把能打码的地方全打了码:标志、金额、编号、上级的名字、横幅广告。打完一看,图上只剩下我的名字和一大片马赛克。
这大概是我这辈子打码最多的一张“自拍”。
配文我改了七遍。
第一版写的是“清者自清”。我问苏甜怎么样,她说像在骂人。第二版加了一句“头顶三尺有神明”,我妈看了说像在念咒。第三版写了“已请专业法律人士奉陪到底”,律师看了说,像在下战书。
最后留下来的,只有几句大实话:我们一切正常,执照和合约都在,客户的单子会一直负责到底。末尾加了一句:公道自在人心。
发出去十分钟,有四十多个赞。其中一个,是很久没联系的阿豆。他在下面留言:陆老师,我现在会做带水果的蛋糕了。
Around that time, rumors started going around: Lu Chuan had been fired by headquarters, and the flour mill had cut off Su Tian’s supply.
A longtime customer called Su Tian and asked, “Will you still do my kid’s birthday cakes?”
I logged in to the back end, took a few screenshots, and pixelated everything I could: logos, amounts, ID numbers, my supervisor’s name, the banner ads. When I was done, all that was left was my name and a big patch of mosaic.
It was probably the most heavily pixelated “selfie” I have ever taken.
I rewrote the caption seven times.
The first version said, “The innocent need no defense.” I asked Su Tian what she thought. She said it sounded like I was cursing someone. The second version added, “Heaven is watching from three feet above.” My mother read it and said it sounded like a spell. The third version said, “I have retained legal counsel and will see this through to the end.” My lawyer read it and said it sounded like a declaration of war.
What remained in the end were a few plain facts: we are fine, our licenses and contracts are intact, and we will keep looking after every customer’s orders. At the very end I added one line: People know what is fair.
Ten minutes after I posted it, it had more than forty likes. One of them was from Adou, whom I had not heard from in ages. He left a comment: “Mr. Lu, I can make cakes with fruit now.”
尾声Epilogue
十月过了一半。孩子开始抓着沙发边站起来。苏甜又在厨房研究新口味,这次是桂花的。我妈在公园认识了更多的阿姨,前几天,我看见她出门的时候,又戴上了那条丝巾。
十月中旬的一个星期五,复议的结果来了。
邮件写得很长,很客气,也很有条理。
关于那本小册子:夫妻搭档身份要申请、签协议、经总部书面批准才生效,你们没有申请。“夫妻不必在同一片区”,说的是结婚的时候本来就在不同片区的人。
关于我说的“签不签协议,都不改变片区要求”:“我们同意。正因如此,以旧版手册为准。”
我走到冰箱前,在那三张便利贴下面,又贴了第四张:所以,旧的说了算。
关于我提到的法律:已经考虑过了,不改变决定。
关于我的担心:总部已经和姜老板夫妇谈过,他们表示会支持我回去,今后和我们好好合作。总部要求所有人专业行事,绝不容忍任何人因为向总部反映问题而遭到报复。如果遇到这种情况,请直接向风控部反映。
读到这一句,我想起了陈姐。陈姐当年,也是直接向总部反映的。
关于那三场视频会:我和姜氏夫妇之间的律师函,与总部无关,总部不是当事方,也不表态,所以不安排。
关于陈姐:总部会另行审查。
邮件的最后一句是:希望所有当事人继续避免让事情升级。
调整当天生效。也就是说,等我读完这封邮件,我已经回去了。
我打开手机备忘录,那条“大老板说的”还在:奖金池本来就是店长自己的钱。南方那场会以后,韦总大老板是站在我们这边的。
后来发生了什么,我不知道。也许是有人在他耳边又说了很多话;也许谁都没说什么,只是账本自己会说话。
说实话,我也能理解他。一边是十四穗、全国数得着的大掌柜,每年的业绩能贴满一面墙;一边是一个五穗店长,和她那个爱写长信的老公。如果换我坐在他那个位置上,我也不敢保证自己会怎么选。
后来我想明白了一件事:在一个靠麦穗说话的地方,十四穗和五穗放在同一杆秤上,本来就不一样重。总部不是不讲道理,它只是更会算账。为了一面墙的业绩,委屈一个小店长,这笔账怎么算都划得来。
我只是有点想知道,那条备忘录,现在还算不算数。
我把邮件转给叶子。她回了一个笑哭的表情,过了一会儿,又补了一句:“至少他们回你了,还写得挺长。”
那天晚上,孩子睡了,苏甜问我:“明天,你去中央厨房吗?”
我想了想,说:“去。回去把面包烤好。”
她说:“要是烤不好呢?”
我说:“那就把这个故事写完。”
她靠在我肩膀上,过了一会儿说:“写的时候,别把我写得太爱哭。”
我答应了。所以你们看到的这个版本里,她只哭了一次。真实的次数,我替她保密。
这几个月,我想了很多次“百分之百”这个词。奖金要不要百分之百地分,我到现在也说不清。但我知道,有些东西本来就该是百分之百的:给顾客的面包,给店员的耐心,给家人的心。这几样,我们一直都给足了。
第二天早上,我带着自己的保温杯,回到了中央厨房。
一切都和以前一样。过滤水还在老地方,墙上的业绩榜还挂着,姜太太站在门口,笑着说了一句:“欢迎回家。”店长们看见我,有人点点头,有人低头看手机。
只有一样东西不一样了。
水龙头旁边,整整齐齐地摞着一叠崭新的一次性纸杯。旁边贴着一张打印的小纸条:“总部关怀”。
我站在那里,看了那叠纸杯很久。
原来那次调查,还是有结果的。
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October was half over. The baby had started pulling herself up on the edge of the sofa. Su Tian was back in the kitchen experimenting with a new flavor, osmanthus this time. My mother had met even more women at the park, and a few days ago I saw her wearing that silk scarf again as she headed out the door.
On a Friday in mid-October, the result of my reconsideration request arrived.
The email was long, very polite, and very well organized.
On the booklet: married partner status requires an application, a signed agreement and written approval from headquarters before it takes effect, and you did not apply. “Spouses are not required to be in the same district” refers to people who were already in different districts when they married.
On my point that “signing or not signing does not change the district requirements”: “We agree. That is exactly why the old handbook controls.”
I walked over to the fridge and, under the three sticky notes, added a fourth: So the old one wins.
On the law I had cited: it had been considered, and it did not change the decision.
On my concerns: headquarters had spoken with Boss Jiang and Mrs. Jiang, who had said they would support my return and work well with us going forward. Headquarters expects everyone to act professionally and will not tolerate retaliation against anyone for raising concerns with headquarters. If that happens, please report it directly to Risk Control.
When I read that line, I thought of Ms. Chen. Back then, Ms. Chen had also reported directly to headquarters.
On the three video meetings: the lawyer’s letters between me and the Jiangs had nothing to do with headquarters; headquarters was not a party and would take no position; so the meetings would not be arranged.
On Ms. Chen: headquarters would review that separately.
The last line of the email asked all parties to continue to avoid escalating the matter.
The change took effect that same day. In other words, by the time I finished reading the email, I had already been moved back.
I opened the notes app on my phone. “What the Big Boss Said” was still there: the bonus pool is the store manager’s own money. After that meeting down south, Big Boss Wei had been on our side.
What happened after that, I don’t know. Maybe someone said a lot more in his ear. Maybe nobody said anything at all, and the sales figures simply spoke for themselves.
To be honest, I understand him. On one side, regional heads with fourteen stalks, among the biggest in the country, whose yearly numbers could cover an entire wall. On the other, a five-stalk store manager and her husband who likes to write long letters. If I were sitting in his chair, I can’t promise I would have chosen differently.
Later I figured something out: in a place where wheat stalks do the talking, fourteen stalks and five stalks never weighed the same on the scale. Headquarters wasn’t being unreasonable. It was just better at arithmetic. Disappointing one small store manager to keep a whole wall of sales numbers happy is a trade that adds up every time.
I just wonder whether that note still counts.
I forwarded the email to Yezi. She replied with a laughing-crying emoji, and a moment later added: “At least they answered you. And it’s pretty long.”
That night, after the baby fell asleep, Su Tian asked me, “Are you going to the central kitchen tomorrow?”
I thought about it and said, “Yes. I’ll go back and bake good bread.”
She said, “And if the bread doesn’t turn out?”
I said, “Then I’ll finish writing this story.”
She leaned on my shoulder, and after a while she said, “When you write it, don’t make me cry too much.”
I promised. So in the version you are reading, she cries only once. The real number, I’ll keep to myself for her.
Over these past few months, I have thought a lot about the words “one hundred percent.” I still cannot say whether a bonus should be shared one hundred percent. But I know there are some things that should always be one hundred percent: the bread you give your customers, the patience you give your staff, the heart you give your family. Those, we always gave in full.
The next morning, I took my own thermos and went back to the central kitchen.
Everything was the same as before. The filtered water was in its usual spot, the sales board was still on the wall, and Mrs. Jiang stood at the door, smiling, and said, “Welcome home.” When the managers saw me, some nodded, and some looked down at their phones.
Only one thing was different.
Next to the tap stood a neat stack of brand-new disposable paper cups, with a small printed label beside them: “With care from headquarters.”
I stood there and looked at those cups for a long time.
So the investigation had produced a result after all.
(The End)
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